What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What! how could you do that?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

True - how I loved my mum!

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

What do you mean son?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Do you know what she said mum?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”